Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Wedding Invites

We still haven't sent them. I know, we're very late. Soon! We have them but we've been in Mexico, and had we sent them from there they would have arrived sometime in August. Right now they're in Houston, but Lizett is heading back there on Friday for one of her many dress fittings, so she'll address them then and they should be out Saturday morning. In the meantime, feel free to book travel and buy us many expensive gifts. The hotel information is in the save the date--you can book online, I think it's linked at our Knot page. Do it by Feb. 8th though or I'm not sure we still get the group rate. Here's the rough itinerary if it helps--

Friday, 8p-11p: Informal Reception at the hotel
Saturday, 6p-12a: Ceremony and Reception at the Allan House
Sunday, 12:45a-12:47a: Sweet love
Sunday, 8a-ish: Brunch at the hotel

Mexico was scary. Did you know their plumbing system cannot handle toilet paper? I didn't. I learned that lovely fact on the flight over when Lizett finally felt it was safe to tell me you're just supposed to throw it in the garbage. And now I can't unlearn it.

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Blogger ndchick1 said...
WHAT!? no more baby beluga? PIRATE MONKEY?! no wonder your invites haven't been sent out yet. you've got small primates flinging poo at one another rather than stuffing envelopes.

bad choice, my friend.

12:15 PM, January 25, 2008  

Blogger Lizett! said...
It is a monkey pirate robot, thank you very much.

12:41 PM, January 25, 2008  

Blogger ndchick1 said...
i was thinking it was his davey jones-esque land vehicle...you know the 10 year rule and everything. bionic pirate monkeys! what will they think of next?!

12:50 PM, January 25, 2008  

Blogger Lizett! said...
Update: The wedding invites went in the mail Saturday. Check youz mail.

7:14 PM, January 28, 2008  

Anonymous Anonymous said...
They miss-spelled "Bjorn" on the invite.
-lb

7:33 PM, January 29, 2008  

Blogger Mal said...
True story: since we printed up the Friday night reception cards ourselves, we were going to put "You're gay, you CAH" at the bottom of yours, but then Lizett ended up stuffing the envelopes with her mom so we vetoed it. True to the max.

8:42 PM, January 29, 2008  

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Pictures

I haven't posted lately because I'm a very busy and important man with many responsibilities--like this weekend I dozed in and out of a two hour documentary on Feudal Japan. Did you know Samurais were jerks? Anyway, here's some pictures.


Santa brought Nat a bee umbrella and matching boots


VRREEEEAAAAAARRRWWW!
<ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka> WEEEAAAAaaaarrrrwwww... <BOUSCH!!!>

I simply could not decide which of these was more adorable


A rare shot of Andrew not up on two feet


And the Lord gazed down upon the new dollhouse, and He saw that it was good


"I must have you!"                      "It is taboo!"    


Hey look, I discovered the color accent feature on our new camera


Whatever you got for Christmas, it is not as awesome as my custom made multi-colored fuzzy dice


The matching steering wheel cover didn't fit but makes a very fine hat


As promised, a picture of my firm but supple buttocks. Yes. Lizett photographs me while I sleep

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Blogger Rocky said...
Is it weird that I got a bit aroused by the supple buttocks pic? Is it weird that I then went to the bathroom to take care of business? Is it even weirder that I'm telling you all of this? Note, I used "weird" and not "wrong" cause if you don't use it you lose it ;-)

2:45 PM, January 19, 2008  

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Bonus Shot



This is it. THE BEARD. The greatest it ever has been, or ever will be. Seriously, I do not want to contemplate a future, professionally or socially, in which I have another six weeks to walk around looking like a diseased vagrant. Oh yes! It took me six weeks to sprout forth the masterpiece you see sprawling before you. Behold its radience! BEHOLD IT!

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Blogger Goat said...
That's pretty respectable, Mal. You're on your way to looking more like a pirate than ever. Only 30 more weeks of growing to go...

5:27 PM, January 16, 2008  

Blogger Vnak said...
At a minimum, you should live in society for at least a week with just a mustachio. And post a picture of said mustachio before you shave ye old beard. If you don't, you are a giant vajayjay. (That's an Oprah reference courtesy of my wife).

9:45 AM, January 18, 2008  

Blogger Mal said...
There should be plenty of pictures of the fake Mexican moustache I plan on wearing to the wedding.

11:28 AM, January 24, 2008  

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