Merellowicz Wedding

The Merellowicz wedding was a grand success. Although I regret to say that no one exploded, Amy looked like she was about to throughout the entirety of the ceremony. At one point she actually started to bounce with glee--I'm pretty sure Lizett got it on video. There was a lot of the same crowd from the Ball's wedding a couple weeks before, with a few extras. Little Eli is a pretty adorable dude. Maggie was there, and I was pleased to find she has retained her cackle. The reception was a great time, with good Maggiano's food and lego towers. I broke my no dancing rule and must've been getting a little frisky, by which I mean Lizett must have been getting a little frisky, because suddenly Vnak ran up to us screaming "CRAZY MAD SEX TONIGHT! CRAZY! MAD! SEX!" Or, just as likely, that was unrelated to the dancing. One of Merello's cousins brought a hula hoop, and thusly hula'd. Also, I am happy to report that my request for Tuank Tuank was granted, thorougly confusing the woman standing behind me on the dance floor. It's okay, random woman, some things are best left shrouded in mystery. I myself am at a loss for how such a tradition got started, but I imagine they were sitting by candlelight in shadowy cloaks, drinking goldschlager from bejweled goblets.

Vnak: As our next order of business, I propose that once every party, the three eldest of us sneak into Mal & Ball's room, add Daler Mehndi's Tunak Tunak to the playlist, and vigorously engage in synchronized, Bollywood style dancing.

Angelo: The dancing should be done on a futon.

Ben: And we should pretend to pass around a crown.

Vnak: Very well. The wearer of the imaginary crown shall dance so exhuberantly that the destruction of the futon is ensured, and the lives of nearby guests are gravely endagered. Are we all in agreement?

Angelo: Sic infit.

Ben: Cogito sumere potum alterum.

Vnak: SO IT IS FORETOLD! <sacrifices a goat>

Not that I minded the destroyed futon. One could in fact argue that it was actually improved, as the weight of repeated assaults eventually bent the frame into a gentle V, so that any couple crashing on it invariably woke up as a single mass of tangled flesh. BONG! Anyway, the point is the wedding was an awesome time, congrats!