Screwed!

So apparently as awesome as government insurance is reputed to be, those bastards only cover Urgent Care visits at 80%, and after a $200 deductible. Now I owe $130 to some chump doctor for giving me the go ahead to get antibiotics I already knew I needed for a sinus infection I already knew I had, as well as "labs" which I know for a fact they did not actually run. I guess they just thought, hey, if we write "labs" on the bill, that's probably good for another $50. I'm outraged, OUTRAGED! This is the kind of rage I might need to take to the streets, raise my voice for my whole generation and let those corporate fat cats know that we are miracle whip, and we won't tone it down! And someone remind me to write the guys who came up with that commercial a congratulatory letter, firstly for coming up with the world's only viable contender to "I'm so 3008, you so 2000 and late" for the dumbest series of words ever strung together, and secondly because that commercial is GENIUS. I think someone at miracle whip realized that people in my demographic are only capable of appreciating things ironically, and that millions of 20-somethings wryly smiling at the concept of a sandwich spread attempting to align itself with some imagined xtreme/hipster youth movement is vastly superior to not being in the public consciousness at all. They've probably already sold more bottles as joke gifts than they had from 1953-2008 combined. I'm thinking of buying some to slather on my Urgent Care bill so it smells real nice when they open it.