Plan B

Alas, Kelly has convinced me not to ramp over a shark while wearing water skis, arguing that "[shark jumping] isn't the only way to be cool. Being safe is the way to be cool." True words, fatty. So, I would like to announce my intention that Ball don water skis and ramp over a ravenous shark at Crud's lake party this weekend. I'll be standing in relative safety on his shoulders.

And here's a little safety tip--if there's one thing I've learned about radios and dryers, it's that you neeeever plug them in around bathtubs or showers! Oh man, I'm going to be internally jammin to that for the rest of the day. And so will you. You gotta play it safe around electricityyyyyy!