Hot Coffee

Has everyone heard about the Hot Coffee controversy? I don't know if this is common knowledge or just a minor item known only to those of us who have several hours a day to peruse internet news sites. Anyway, Hot Coffee is a downloadable mod for GTA: San Andreas which unlocks some "mature content", meaning poorly rendered character models having hot, lusty polygonal sex. The first funny part is that people would actually download and install a hack to watch their game character get it on with another game character. They have to go to the internet anyway to get the mod, you'd think their lust could be better satiated by high quality sites like www.kellymortellexposed.com. The second funny part is that even though the game is already rated mature and may only be purchased by those ages 17 and up, even though you have to specifically go out and obtain a hack to unlock this content, even though the game already features morally reprehensible graphic violence such as shooting cops, sniping pedestrians, beating old ladies with bats, robbing and killing whores, etc...the politicians are suddenly screaming bloody murder about "Hot Coffee".

Hillary Clinton seems to be leading the charge, or at least is the biggest name to publicly object. I've never had any problem with Hillary Clinton before, but what an insanely stupid thing to shout about. How nuts must you be to sit silent for cop killing, whoring, carjacking, etc, but then flip out when a couple imaginary people get it on in a wholly unarousing way? You Ma'am, are an idiot.

I had the best nap yesterday.