Monday, July 02, 2007

Meet Swarley II

We got a dog. His name is Dr. Swarlemagne VonBarkley III Esquire. He's a doctor AND a lawyer, and also we've decided to become one of those couples who give their dogs long pretentious novelty names. He's some sort of hound mix, and he has a runny nose. We call him Swarley. Behold!


The more astute reader may note that the name Swarley is already in use for my CRV, which is why I'm introducing the Official 2007 Animobile Renaming Contest. The winner will receive, for reals:

  • Three 2007 US-American dollars
  • A framed picture of ex-Swarley
  • A coupon for 20% off your next purchase at Bed Bath & Beyond
  • Your head on Chuck Norris' body in this blog

Or if all incoming suggestions suck I'll just come up with something awesome and put Lizett's head on Chuck Norris' body.

Check it out, the many moods of Swarley:

Hungry:



Cautiously Optimistic:



Fierce:



Murderous:



Sooooo Sleepy:

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
You know, if you'd stop with the meat cologne, you wouldn't have that "getting eaten by dog" problem.

11:47 AM, July 02, 2007  

Blogger ndchick1 said...
OMIGOD! not once, but TWICE do your naked knees appear for the whole of the internet to behold!! what IS the world coming to?

oh, and suggested rename for Swarley I is Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey. or for short CESM.

12:42 PM, July 02, 2007  

Blogger Mal said...
Jism, sit down. Place a hand on each side of your head and hold tight.

I've worn shorts every single day for the entire summer.

<boom>

2:22 PM, July 02, 2007  

Blogger ndchick1 said...
MY HEAD ASPLODE!

2:39 PM, July 02, 2007  

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Name it "The Daring Dragoon." Oh, you remember... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_of_All_Trades

11:16 PM, July 06, 2007  

Anonymous Anonymous said...
you should call your car gynocomastea, the scientific word for man-boobs

8:16 PM, July 28, 2007  

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