Meet Swarley II
We got a dog. His name is Dr. Swarlemagne VonBarkley III Esquire. He's a doctor AND a lawyer, and also we've decided to become one of those couples who give their dogs long pretentious novelty names. He's some sort of hound mix, and he has a runny nose. We call him Swarley. Behold!
The more astute reader may note that the name Swarley is already in use for my CRV, which is why I'm introducing the Official 2007 Animobile Renaming Contest. The winner will receive, for reals:
Or if all incoming suggestions suck I'll just come up with something awesome and put Lizett's head on Chuck Norris' body.
Check it out, the many moods of Swarley:
Hungry:
Cautiously Optimistic:
Fierce:
Murderous:
Sooooo Sleepy:
The more astute reader may note that the name Swarley is already in use for my CRV, which is why I'm introducing the Official 2007 Animobile Renaming Contest. The winner will receive, for reals:
- Three 2007 US-American dollars
- A framed picture of ex-Swarley
- A coupon for 20% off your next purchase at Bed Bath & Beyond
- Your head on Chuck Norris' body in this blog
Or if all incoming suggestions suck I'll just come up with something awesome and put Lizett's head on Chuck Norris' body.
Check it out, the many moods of Swarley:
Hungry:
Cautiously Optimistic:
Fierce:
Murderous:
Sooooo Sleepy:
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11:47 AM, July 02, 2007
oh, and suggested rename for Swarley I is Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey. or for short CESM.
12:42 PM, July 02, 2007
I've worn shorts every single day for the entire summer.
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