Meet Swarley
This is my new car, Swarley SuperCocoaBear Svensvensonson--she's Swedish--but you can call her Swarley, Swarles, Swarles Barkley, Swarlemagne, Swarleyhorse, Swarlize Theron, or the Nipple Erector.
I was still 18 months out from paying off my Civic, but they gave me a pretty awesome trade in and I was feeling saucy, so here we are. About an hour after I got home my brother decided to buy a very large TV which fit snugly in the back, so I feel that wholly justifies the purchase right there. Plus I've really been itching to name something Swarley.
I was still 18 months out from paying off my Civic, but they gave me a pretty awesome trade in and I was feeling saucy, so here we are. About an hour after I got home my brother decided to buy a very large TV which fit snugly in the back, so I feel that wholly justifies the purchase right there. Plus I've really been itching to name something Swarley.
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You bought a new car and I had to find out about it on your blog.....I need a beer.....
10:47 AM, November 27, 2006
12:30 PM, November 27, 2006
1:19 PM, November 27, 2006
now sitting in the driver's seat will be the equivalent of sitting in lizett's lap. minus the stick shift. plus diamond hard glass cutting nipples (an extra safety feature that i am sure is standard just in case of emergency exit so you don't "stain the upholstery" as you have foolishly locked yourselves in the backseat of your car...not unlike that movie, what is it?)
god, i love run-on sentences.
3:24 PM, November 27, 2006
4:22 PM, November 27, 2006
-lb
7:44 AM, November 28, 2006
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