Cancelación de la Boda

So, the wedding is postponed due to an anticipated scabies outbreak in Houston this summer. For reals. I know I contacted a number of people requesting address information and such so I wanted to use this highly reliable method of disseminating information to spread the word that I do not in fact hate you just because an invitation is not forthcoming. Blah. We haven't set a new date yet but barring some sort of city wide chigger infestation we're tentatively figuring on early next summer. Sorry Mothball, this is merely a postponement, so you neither get the $1000 nor the opportunity to kick me full on squa in the nuts as per our May 2006 Hooters agreement.