Engagement Commentary

Jism: Hello, Indiana? My ring finger hurts.

Me: She said yes!
Rocky: If she didn't then I would've.

Megan: Congrats! You guys are twisted just perfectly for each other.

LB: I got your [engagement] text and both my testes simultaneously exploded - right there in the lobby of the Stone Mountain, GA Marriott - it killed two passerbys.

Crowley: From what I've heard, the wedding day is primarily supposed to be about the bride, so the best course of action is probably to sit back and let her make her special day perfect. You don't want to jeopardize this, naturally, so you really shouldn't be doing any planning. At all. She'll take care of it.

Me: Dude, I'm engaged!
Stitch: To Lizett?