This Blog Sucks

God, my blog sucks so much now. Everything I've written in the past 3 months is a detriment to the world. It used to be kind of funny. That's right, I know you all think so, I know you've enjoyed hearty chuckles. Don't be shocked at my acknowledgement of my own literary genius! I'm good looking, too, what now bitches?? Anyway, I used to post pretty much every day, and pepper my paragraphs with pictures of unicorns and frolicking children--and I'd write about things I imagined my vast readership of 4 might actually find mildly amusing, like anthropomorphic penii and delicious hamburgers, instead of just chronicling the mundane details of my week. Now look at me. Look at what I've become. It's shite, SHITE! It's time for a Return to Glory, Ty Willingham style--in which I still generally suck but sometimes get lucky. You'll see.

But not yet. Not yet.

I'm heading out right after work for old C-Town, where I'll be meeting up with the fam for a drive down to North Carolina for a week of beach-housing and introducing-the-girlfriend-to-my-family action. It. Will. Be. Awesome.