Hey Sexy Mama! Let's Get Busy and Freaky In That Order!

First things first: Raul punched me in the kidney. I think it was supposed to be a joke-punch, but he had been drinking, so BAM! The joke had an edge to it. Thank God I had a glass tilted towards my face at the time. Not that it matters, since this was shortly after he had poured a full 16oz on my crotch. And THAT was shortly after he picked up a bar stool and took a joke-full-backswing in the middle of a crowded bar. My God man, you're a hero.

Campus is all abuzz this week--the weather actually sucks today, but it was quite gorgeous for Look-At-Me!-Look-At-Me! Day, also known as the first day of classes, on which 98% of the female students prance around in skirts and borderline club tops before crashing back into the jeans/cotton shorts with something written on the ass/PJ pants groove for the year, so that worked out well for all. Aside from the general excitement and fast approach of football season, the return of the students also means more interesting work to fill my days, so I always rather enjoy this time of year.

Lizett comes in tonight, which means I can finally watch Spymate, factual documentary of the real-life adventures of a chimpanzee secret agent. Freaking. Sweet.