VROOM, VROOM!

Tom Cruise, you magnificent son of a bitch! Prepare yourself for awkward hilarity such as you have never imagined:

It could not be clearer to me that at some point in Tom's life, someone said to him "Tom, if you ever find yourself expected to dance on BET, don't panic! Just pretend...you're riding...a motorcycle." I love the woman standing next to him, you can actually feel her feeling awkward for him. Haha, suck it Tom! And suck it Lizett, for clearly I have preemptively stolen this post from you.