Oh Yeah

I almost forgot, some Norwegian evildoer totally shafted me out of $9.50 yesterday through the fraudulent use of my check card. You read that right, baby. Nine. Fifty. I now know what it feels like to be violated non-sexually. Obviously he or she is some sort of top-level criminal mastermind. I know what you're thinking--it's only $9.50...clearly there was just some honest mistake, a mistyped digit! Yeah? Well that kind of naive thinking is why I make the big bucks, and you live in a dumpster.