To Disney World!!

I'm heading out in a few minutes to fly down to Orlando for the weekend, where I will be Disneying it up with Kel and the Mortell clan. It's a long way to go just for a weekend, but her parents are picking up my plane and park tickets in return for driving John to the airport, which I would have happily done anyway, so can't pass that up. I'm flying Southwest, which apparently has some kind of online checkin. You just print out your tickets from home the day you're leaving. I did so, and the ticket looks shady as hell. It's mostly blank, there's no gate info, and none of the weird airport mumbo jumbo that normally appears on tickets. I'm wondering if it's some sort of trick ticket, and a Southwest employee will just jump out and shout "Oh we got you good, you fucker!" when I try to board. He would be fat and have a crazy moustache, and later he'd do a completely unnecessary nude scene. So anyway, Disney should be a great time, and I'm totally looking forward to severely whooping Kel's ass once again on the Buzz Lightyear ride.