I Know You're Reading This

No, not my various friends and college chums. I suspect they stopped reading long ago, once they caught onto my formula of "Mundane life detail. Witty observation/gripe. Ha ha! I watched a movie last night. Can you believe it? A movie!! It was either good or bad. Witty anecdote. Ha ha! Awesome awesome awesome."

No, I am talking about you, my casual acquaintance from years past that I barely knew, or perhaps didn't know at all, who at some point added me to your buddy list. You may or may not have ever IM'd me, but you still check my away messages to this day, and if you're particularly bored you read this. I know this because my buddy list is still peppered with names of friends of friends, or people who drunkenly added themselves at a party, or whoever, and by God I still check your away messages. I will most likely never speak to you again, and I'm not particularly interested in the details of your day-to-day life, but I still know if you're wandering about campus, or things are busy at the office, or you're boozing it up, or your buddy just had a kid. And if you had a blog, I'd probably read it. So don't feel bad! I just wanted you to know...that I know.

Oh man, I got a super jismatastic smooth belly drunk dial on my work voice mail this morning. Jism, your boozeration and mockery of my womanly qualities has brought joy to my work day. Ha ha! Awesome awesome awesome.