Tuesday, February 27, 2007

You Can Do It

Lizett's shower leaks. This problem should theoretically be fixable with a 29 cent neoprene washer from Home Depot.

Dooooo, doo doo dooooo, doo doo dooooo doo doo doo dooooooooo!

Here's the question, do I:

A) Fix the problem and be a manly hero with many concubines.

B) Bow down to the inarguable truth that no plumbing repair, no matter how insignificant, is ever as simple or straightforward as it seems, and simply leave it to the landlord thus avoiding the potential liability of reducing the entire complex to a pile of soggy rubble.

Cast your vote now, many lives could depend on it.

BUH-da-da BUH-da-da BUH-da-da daaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Blogger Maybelline Jones said...
I'd go with B. She has a landlord, let him do the work. You probably have better things to do. I know I would.

3:58 PM, February 27, 2007  

Blogger DCrowley said...
Dude, you forgot the third option: START doing a repair job yourself, foul something up, then try to put things back like you'd never touched anything and her shower was ALWAYS flooding the room below it and why can't the landlord get it fixed today? You need to shower for work!

Tried and true, my friend. Tried and true.

5:03 PM, February 27, 2007  

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wait, wait, wait.....let me get this straight. You are going to attempt to fix Lizett's shower when she has a landlord after only being down there for a little over a week....yet you just left the shower that you used for 3 years leak for the past few months without even telling me about it til two weeks ago? Wow....I should have been giving you sweet, sweet loving all along...... Ah the powers of love ;-p

10:51 AM, February 28, 2007  

Blogger Lizett! said...
Amazingly enough, the landlord came by about 3 weeks ago and confirmed the leak and that something needed to be done. And yet... it has not been fixed. Awesome.

I'm going to go eat some Oreos.

12:05 PM, February 28, 2007  

Blogger Goat said...
If you happen to decide to choose option A, remember the three rules every plumber lives by:

1) Water flows downhill
2) Payday is every Friday
3) Don't chew your fingernails

8:55 PM, February 28, 2007  

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