Weekend Wrap-up

Friday night I think I proved how cool I was to the world by staying in and watching Celebrity Duets with Lizett via IM. Oh yes. You read right. Celebrity Freaking Duets, baby. I don't even feel bad about it, because Lucy Lawless is ridiculously hot now and Alfonso Ribeiro sets my soul alight.

Saturday I slept in pretty late even for me. Every weekend Mothball goes out to get his tailgating spot at around 6am, and every weekend I finally roll in around 10:30--I don’t think I made it this week until almost noon. You would think a good roommate would suck it up and go help, and you would be totally right. BONG. I don't know when other people arrive, but I'm guessing it's not much before me, which begs the question:

What In God's Name Does Mothball Do All Morning?

Maintains pop, works on lock
Systematically consumes 16 packages of raw bratwurst
Tour de Port-a-John
Weeps quietly to 4 straight hours of 80s love songs
Beer

Cast your vote now! Although I should warn you pressing "Vote" just sets my soul alight. I believe we all know the correct answer anyway.

Anyway, so I rolled in there around noonish, still half asleep, which was disastrous because I proceeded straight to the beer, skipping right over my morning caffeine. I went to the game with Ball's lady-friend, which should have been an ideal opportunity to get to know her, but instead by the time we were in our seats my caffeine headache was approaching someone-please-murder-me status and it was all I could do to pay attention to the game, let alone attempt to carry on a conversation. I think she thought I didn't like her. Awesome. Anyway, I tried to down some coke, but it was too late. Around 3rd quarter they announced severe weather to the west and my head was about to explode, so we headed back to catch the rest on the big screen. Or at least she did. I am embarrassed to say I took two excederin, chugged a cherry coke, and fell asleep about 2 minutes into the fourth quarter. Consciousness, even during an ND game, was no longer a viable option. Then while I was asleep Erica slipped out and promptly got lost on the way to the post-tailgate. Haha! Classic.

Then some other stuff happened. Hooters, cheesy biscuits, delicious delicacies for all! Except for Baker's Square. That place sucks all kinds of man-parts.

Retroactive Pick:

ND: Xena, Warrior Princess
Purdue: Tights under skirts