Dr. Acula

Suddenly, and for undisclosed reasons, Stitch has made plans to fly up to the Bend during his spring break to give me a big hairy and possibly sensual man-hug--and more importantly, beer it up like we're back in school. I've mulled over the many possible methods of boozeration, and only one does justice to the occasion...Pub Crawl.

Now here's the exciting part: you're coming. I know what you're thinking, I'm not dropping money on gas/plane tickets to see your sorry asses, I don't even like you! In fact, I hate you and have been planning to kill you for years! Relax, baby! I'm not unmindful of the costs associated with the trip! That's why Ball and I are springing for the limo and the drinks! Drinks not included! Also Ball may not know he's paying for half the limo! We'll see! And if you're thinking, yeah, I'm still not coming, it's okay. It's okay to think that. I'll see you at the crawl.