The Great Schreiber Beard Challenge

Shaving stops today! Don't try to talk me out of it, it can only end in heartbreak. I'm growing a "beard" over Christmas break, and no amount of roundhouse kicking can stop it. Partly, it's because I've never grown one; I don't even know if I can. Partly it's so I can take a hilarious series of pictures when I shave it off. Largely, it's because I want to be like Chuck Norris. But yet more largely, it's because someone, at some point, for some reason, uttered the words "Schreiber Beard Challenge." I think it might have been me. I don't know. I'll let you in on a little secret, under the assumption that no one will ever use it against me: you can get me to do pretty much anything by appending the word "challenge" to the end of a sentence. Ten Taco Challenge? Stepan Center Challenge? Fly To The Fiesta Bowl With No Game Tickets Challenge? Consider it done.