WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??

I didn't get into OSU's Higher Ed Admin program! I know it sounds insufferably cocky but it had never really crossed my mind that I wouldn't. At first I was disappointed, but then I got angry. Don't they know who I am? I once chugged a beer filled with parmesan cheese! If you can't see how great that makes me, OSU Gods, well then I feel sorry for you. Can you hear me up there, sitting atop your giant floating buckeye? What's it going to take to impress you? Gorgonzola? Roquefort? I can't just go around swilling cheese laden beers until you make up your freaking minds, can't you understand that?? Whatever. That's the only program I applied to so I guess now I need to find a job, so if you're a potential employer you should definitely hire me.