I Find Your Lack of Continence Disturbing

We took Swarley on a little hike this weekend at a nearby park and he got so physically exhausted he gave himself diarrhea. Fat son of a bitch.

Actually it turns out we're going to have to watch his weight. Apparently Bassets have one leg bone that grows quicker than another in the same leg, and as a result their legs turn outward as they grow into adulthood. No big deal but if they get to be too much of a lardo it starts to stress the joint, so we're gonna have to keep an eye on that. The other day he ate an entire dog bed and a fleece blanket for dessert but then he barfed it all up so I think we're okay.

I took the GRE earlier this month and it went well aside from freaking engineers messing up the math curve. Still, I'm going to go ahead and assume I'm in the upper range of non-freaking-engineers, because I am a jerk and always assume things like that. S-M-R-T!

Save the dates finally went out. I think they're purple or something. Next up is invitations, so we've got to pick some nice formal etiquettey wording for that.

You are totally invited
to the super sweet wedding of
Lizett "DD" Martinez
&
Animal "Bjorn" Schreiber

He went to Jared.

In fitness news we finally and at long last, after weeks upon weeks plagued with illness and injury, have worked our way up to regular three mile runs. Now to destroy all progress over the holidays.