Arrr, Me Mateys. Arrrrrrrrr

Thanks to Lizett for directing me to this piece about a cruise ship deflecting a pirate attack with a sonic weapon. Serves you right, chumps! You may call yourselves pirates, but do you have any wooden limbs? Do you drink grog and carry a cutlass? Do you have a hook-hand, a parrot, a skull-and-crossbones hat? Have you ever once said the word "Arrrrrrrrrr"? I hope your eardrums ruptured and you peed your pants.