Flowers? For Me?

Awwwww, someone left flowers on the windshield of my car! I think the only explanation is that all the women in my complex are deeply in love with me, and their leader--some sort of master hottie--took a collection to buy me flowers. There's also a small chance that my roommate, who was apparently wasted last night, tore some flowers out of the garden at 3am and hurled them at my car. Either way I feel warm and very, very fuzzy.